Thomas Holbrook II
It’s the story of a guy named Noah, and he was at this frat party in Albany, New York. The cops decided to bust said party, which is such a downer.
Then he got a brilliant idea, and since he was in such a giving mood…….
…..he bestowed upon one of the officers the honor of receiving a golden shower. Yes, he peed on a member of law enforcement. He could have tried running or even throwing up hands, but he chose the path of least resistance and just let it all flow out.
Oh, and he had a fake driver’s license too.
All I’ve got to say to Noah is don’t drop the soap bro. Don’t drop the soap.